No, explosive diarrhea is not cute. It is stinky and gets all over your husband’s aunt’s bedspread when you are visiting for Thanksgiving. Women like this who proclaim that everything is so cute, implying that everything is roses, freaks out new moms who are stressed and tired and not yet able to laugh at the public explosion of their child’s diarrhea.
Ms. Alba, just admit that you’re tired. No one is going to think less of you.
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I wonder if she thinks that projectile vomiting on her Mother-In-Law’s guest bedding is adorable, too. If so, I had the most cutesy, wootsey experience ever last night.
Dumb celebrities. Maybe if they had to clean up the explosive diarrhea themselves, they wouldn’t find it so endearing.
How true, how true. Give me a break…
Maybe it’s cuter when the nanny tells you about it….
The only times I have ever found explosive poo or projectile vomit cute or funny was when someone else was holding my child! oh, i’m awful!
amanda